Monday, April 09, 2007
YIts memories
Today went school as pernomal.. =D reached school and settle down wif Josie.. when I ask her if got sci hmwk then she said "do all chapt 6".. I was like OMG!?? Nvm .. din do.. but manage to finish them jus in time.. heheheh..
Geog was first.. Quite cool cos we r all playing and laughing.. go through the causes and extent of land and water pollution.. I guaii kia ok? got do ders.. but only copy teacher's model answer cos my answer all wrong =X.. hahaha..
PE next.. learnt to play basketball.. of cos.. but this lesson is layout.. wah I hate layout ok!? cos I too short to play liao.. Quite stupid doing layout so decide to shoot instead =D .. Teacher was quite fedup wif this class cos they dun wanna listen.. no choice la.. pity me bahs.. XD
D&T.. wah lao.. everything also I do..then Corey stand there watching.. u bad Corey.. imma smack ur ass than u know.. Better help me hor.. dun say I nvr tell u to help.. ROAR!!! =x.
Reccess.. same old thing.. love it.. hungry hungry xD eat talk eat talk only.. nothing to do.. haiz.. XD
English lor.. Write about friends.. ask wat r friends for.. To me la.. Friends are to support each other and help each others.. share pain and happYness together.. go through so much things and than be together.. thats wats frens are.. If they r in trouble.. I will help them or suffer wif them.. but it depends on the situation la.. If its like Bryan (u dunno who).. I sure help him.. confirm chop one.. XD
Maths.. Kao lor.. I fail my test.. Im so freaky stupid man.. but its ok its alright.. I will get A1 next time one.. =D
Science.. This is the most crazy and funniest subject I have ever gone into.. hahaha!!
As for the same boys.. they tok about pervertic stuffs cos of CHAPT 6!! ROAR.. let me share wif u all.. =D
Firstly joke..
ms gan: menstration.... 'bla bla bla'
alvin: then cher.. can they have sexual intercourse when the girl is having menstration?
OMG lor..continue:
ms gan: can.. only if u wan blood to come out..
whole class: 'LAUGH'
Stupid right? wah lao.. cher shldnt reply him..
Second joke..
alvin: where is the ova produced??
ms gan: ovaries of cos! than what? testi ah??
whole class: 'LAUGH'
oh man this is crap!!
third joke..
ms gan asks the whole class : what is the tail of the sperm used for?
alvin(again!) : to dig nose..
ms gan: NO!! is to swim la!!
This is super lame la.. hahahaha..
fourth joke..
alvin(man..) : how many holes does woman have??
alvin ( tok to himself) : urethra, 1 hole.. vagaina, 2nd hole.. 'sai kang' 3rd hole.. wow.. woman have 3 holes??
junwei: no la.. woman have 6 holes..
darren: wah where got so many?? u see before meh? u watch porn ar.. orh hor.. cher u see.. jun wei watch illegal shows..
junwei: meh cha la.. I nvr okay??
darren: still say nvr.. then how u noe woman got 6 holes??
ms gan: okok stop.. vagaina and urethra r one hole.. and anus is another.. so only 2 holes..
darren: ooh.. jun wei dun anyhow watch porn la..
whole class: hahahahaha...
this was the noisy part in class.. haiz.. wonder what their thinking man!..
fifth joke..
ms gan: alright i will show u the video on how..
Darren got up when teacher haven finish and switch off all the lights.. and the rest by the side drew the curtains..
ms gan: open the curtains!!!!!!
alvin: nvm la cher.. dark dark nicer.. ( they tot its real one)
ms gan show and its animated..
junwei: cher I dun wan to watch the worms and the egg.. I wan to watch the proccess.. haha
ms gan: sry its not allowed to view..
whole class: HAHAHAHAHAAH
this is real funny man.. XD
last joke.. which only I heard cos I sat close to Darren..
darren: eh eh alvin you see.. teacher keep touching the sperms and the eggs..
alvin: ya lo ya lo.. hahahah she pervert sia..
darren: i think shes in love wif this chapt le.. hahaha
three of us: hahahahaha
but whose more pervertic? Boys of cos!! .. haiz.. they ah.. jus dunno wat their thinking man..
finally end school liao.. great man! ate my lunch wif marlene and went home.. and on the comp..then friendster said its JER's bday.. haha now then I know man.. I quite slow in my reaction when I recieve the msg.. XD
anyways .
HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY JEREMY KORKOR!! =D RMB TO GROW TALLER!! =Xits pain.. its killing me soon.. when i run.. i can feel the muscles aching badly.. i hardly run.. wat if it doesnt cure.. will my 2.4 be in drain? i jus wanna run and dance.. thats all i wanted this legs to work as.. of cos walking.. but it hardly moves now.. when im moving.. i feel like screaming.. but i cant.. i dun wan to be stopped in dancing.. cos this is my life.. if i lose it.. i will die.. I really hope to dance for the rest of my life.. no matter wat.. it can be pain.. and my sky is turning grey.. but if this will to go away.. i promise and i swear.. i will use this leg to dance and win lots of trophy.. cos i have faith in me and my team.. no matter how pain it is.. i must tolerate.. and this will be my final pain.. i hope..
Jovin stops at
3:45 PM